My eyes and ears are greatly offended.

John Berger? I've always wondered how he's seen by the art historian community. I really enjoyed reading him, but I've drifted away from that world and towards the same theorists he was inspired by. My art historian friends haven't even heard of him.

Tune in next week when this is revealed to be a viral marketing hoax for max factor lipstick.

Couldn't the sentence also be read as "I love fashion more than I love anyone I've ever met"? As Eddie Vedder would say, pair that with some sandals with duct tape on em and you, sir, have got edgy.

If Gary Oldman actually screamed at everyone checking out my butt, I'd be in.

Jack Daniels isn't bourbon. It doesn't even claim to be.

No. No I'm not.

Does this remind anyone else of weekend at Bernie's 2?

You're right, that's not really a fair assumption. It just seems like they're totally into themselves/each other, so I'm just wondering what he's even doing there. I wasn't trying to play the whole "get a man to pay for your shit" trope.

So he pays for the surgery, and then gets to watch them do it with each other?

Wow, I'm really sorry you've had to make that point like 4 times now.

I am so formless I might as well be a non reactive gas. That was a good read tho, thanks.

Reminds me of the rampant corruption and favoritism at my high school. "Sometimes in the real world you have to cheat" - vice principal. At least that taught me most people in the world don't have much character, I guess that's educationally important.

I think there's a typo at the beginning. Pretty sure you meant to say "eagle-eyed hipster".

Makes me think the administrators are snickering behind his back too. I hope this becomes a viral enough story that they change their minds and punish the bullies. This lunchbox is not the same as wearing a t shirt with guns on it. What is it going to take for schools to teach that violence is not cool??

Lol, no thank you. Your words are truly inspirational!!

Okay, time for me to go to bed, you just won the Internet.

Hooray!

Edgy like sphere of butter.

Considering one of my life goals is to chuck it all and live on a sailboat... That's pretty spot on!