I love Kristen Bell but her eyes are really starting to freak me out.

So this is just the natural progression of the reboot mania. Now they’re going to keep bringing old actors out of storage to reprise their characters from the 80's. Which is still better than the stupid reboots.

While it’s hilarious that Wahlberg has been recast as Sully, I don’t find that to be any better casting than the original choice of him as Drake. They’re screwing this movie up as badly as they did the Jack Reacher ones.

I’m a big fan of your daughter’s contributions. She’s clearly a wise old soul.

I don’t like the taste of milk by itself. But I use it in all kinds of things. I don’t want it to go away!

There’s that whole holier-than-thou attitude. If you can drive a stick you’re better than those who cannot. And while I do indeed enjoy driving a manual car more than an automatic that enjoyment is not more important than her being able to drive my car if she needs to. As far as I’m concerned, it’s just common…

You’d think that people who are good enough at making money to become billionaires would understand that. But instead they’re all pissing their pants. I think they’re not so much afraid of Warren as they’re afraid of what it’ll mean if Warren wins the nomination. Maybe they’re afraid the crowds of dirty poor people…

My conservative family members are too far gone for this news to have any impact on them, sadly. At this point they’re so committed to Trump that any attack on him is an attack on them and if it were the sort of thing that might ordinarily make them a little concerned (and sadly, this really wouldn’t) they’d just call…

The whole basis of Trump’s “Fake News” designation is that any news organization that does not report whatever he wants them to report (which extends to some particularly powerful members in his administration such as Miller) is automatically against him and therefore “enemies of the people.” It’s not normal outside…

I was ten. At the time I didn’t know any better and thought it was great. It wasn’t until later that I developed the maturity to realize just how fucked up it made me.

This is definitely the kind of thing you’d expect from the calibre of thinker that Jared represents.

Exactly. My wife and I can only scream at each other so much before it gets old.

I’ve been of the opinion since Buttigieg first announced that he was running that a unfortunately large portion of the Midwest’s response was, “Well yeah he’s gay and that makes me uncomfortable but that’s a lot better than a hysterical woman or a colored person.”

I am but it simultaneously moves too fast for me to catch up and also sucks up too much of my time whenever I visit. So I have to restrict myself to weekends.

Yeah, every time she opens her mouth recently I’ve been wanting to go to Splinter to see if everyone else is as pissed as I am. Alas, no more Splinter means no more comfort amongst my fellows. :(

One of the worst things that ever happened to me was when my Fifth Grade teacher decided that there would not ever be homework. She made us do all our work at our desks before the end of the day because she didn’t think we could be responsible with our textbooks and assignments.

I didn’t agree with a lot of the posts on Splinter and I often disagreed with a lot of the comments. But the one thing I always appreciated was that when something absolutely ludicrous happened and not nearly enough people were going around saying, “What the flying fuck was that?” I could always find people on…

I always choose a window seat and I do everything I can to stay in my seat for the duration of the flight so that I do not bother aisle and middle seated persons. But usually by the end of the flight my knees are killing me so much that I just have to stand, if only for a couple of minutes and let the poor things…

Seriously. I kind of like my employer and I’d still be happy to buy a beer with a label like that. People are just too damned touchy.

The double-entendres were particularly hilarious given that Candace was back. I was laughing pretty hard seeing Noel considering taking it further and then (probably pretty wisely) just biting his tongue and letting it go.