Does this mean I can read the YouTube comments section again!?

First off, fuck you.

Bernie Sanders tried his best to explain this to people on the 2016 campaign trail.

Can’t wait till we don’t have to listen to the “We can’t pass anything, even though we have a majority in the Congress and the presidency, because of obstruction” bullshit anymore.

I’ve been saying for years that treason is such a nothing. I guess everyone just had to hear it from a Trump.

For the most part, it’s boring, bland, and straightforward news.

Had this happen to me. Thankfully, no bunnies died. They were nesting in a divot, just low enough. But I did take some skin off one of their thighs and scared it half to death. It didn’t move for about five minutes, but then scampered off into the woods to join its family. A happy ending, just barely!

Normally, I’m not one to point out typos, but this one made me doubt everything I knew about the world for a moment, so:

You know, I was just asking my mechanic the other day why he preyed on people with vehicles in need of maintenance for financial gain. He was wearing jeans, so I also told him he was contributing to a toxic stereotype about mechanics.

I’ve been holding out on getting this console to see what kind of games it would get, but it looks like they’re finally starting to flesh out the library . Might be time to take the leap into 16-bit!

It’s not a strategy. It’s expression.

WTF!? Every time I buy a used GTA game, the meth’s already been smoked.

It’s telling that he interpreted her as defending Obamacare and not, say, humane treatment of the sick and elderly.

“I’m just here to watch the young Legos.”

Republican (v): the act of blaming constant failure on everything but one’s own policies.

I am a married male who had lunch recently with a female business acquaintance. She is a lesbian.

Let’s remember this isn’t a victory for Democrats; it’s a victory for Americans. Republicans have no fucking clue how to improve our healthcare system, but have been pretending for years that they did. Now they are dead to rights.

can we depend on Trump for anything

I dunno, Ryan. Changing “proof of impotency” to “a disappointing day” sounds an awful lot like sugar coating.

Those lily-white delegators never could keep pace with his big head.