Clickbait whiners are the new highlight truthers.

Simmons just needs to let this go.

Ah yes, Patriots fans. The only people in the world that can make you actually root for Roger Goodell and the NFL.

There’s no consensus in the courts over whether there is a private right of action under the RICO Act. To state a claim, a plaintiff must allege (1) that the defendant received money from a pattern of racketeering activity, (2) invested that money in an enterprise, (3) the enterprise affected interstate commerce, and…

My favorite quote from the Maine Supreme Court’s order suspending Carey’s law license:

I think its even worse than that. Without media attention, and television broadcast, and other means of generating an audience, the game dies. His salary and the survival of the game is tied into generating excitement for his team. Get on board, sourpants!

The Cardinals jokes will never get old as long as someone takes the bait and gets worked up about them. That’s what pushes them from funny to classic.

And that goes for a guy named Goose as well

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It's fun watching a grown man named Chip act like a nine year old.

Here you are, Diamondbacks, you got a manager who can’t handle the hype of opening day. Just imagine the thrills, if it should come to pass, y’all will get watching him handle World Series pressure.

There are many, many people in professional sports (and collegiate sports for that matter) who don’t realize that they’re in the entertainment industry and think that what they’re doing is much more important than it is. Chip my man, you would be selling insurance right now if the fans, media and advertisers who pay…

“You know what? Act like you’ve birthdayed before, ok?” Kindergartners these days... bunch of Cam Newtons.

This is the kind of guy who wins $1,000 on a lottery ticket and complains about paying taxes on it.

This. For fuck’s sake, don’t we baseball fans get to revel in the return of our beloved past time after a long, cold winter without? You’d think that the media had no meaningful role in, oh, promoting a game to a level of entertainment that ensures him a million-dollar salary.

Part of me would love to see Chip managing the Red Sox, where Shaughnessy and his ilk will write an entire column about how you’re a deficient MLB manager who should be fired after you make a bad bullpen decision in a relatively meaningless game in July against the Twins....

Christ. This is the uphill battle baseball has forged for itself, where concepts like 'fun' and 'excitement' are akin to root canals. Honestly, Grump McGrouchykins here is somehow or other pissed that people got hyped for the opening day of the season and made a big deal out of it? Significant life events for Hale…

[and by website they mean printed newsletter delivered by pony express post]

Cardinals fans: [start Chip Hale for Manager website]

“Guys, guys, we only want media attention when we win.” - Chip Hale