lmao, you think a character in the fucking Boondock Saints was “well-rounded”?

Pssstt...hey kid...there’s an SJW under your bed, look out!

Oh cool, not only are you the kind of sad dipshit who says stuff like “reals before feels” and “libshits” in earnest, but you also think saying the names of logical fallacies = debate.

Why do so many managers and front office dudes in Arizona have the temperament of a dickhead high school gym coach? It never ends well for them, you’d think they’d eventually wise up and stop hiring such joyless assholes.

No, Ned Yost is a Zen redneck. This dude is just an angry priapism masquerading as a human being who somehow ended up managing a major league baseball team.

I’M AN ADULT! I’M NOT YOUR CHARITY CASE! YOU CAN’T BUY ME, HOT DOG MAN!

You forgot to say NO ONE DENIES THIS!