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Calling it now.  Peter dies in the next movie and Miles Morales becomes the new Spider-Man.

Nuance is for pussies.  Either all white people are bad or...yes they’re just all bad.  This definitely-not-russian commenter thinks the best thing for United States would be a race war.

“Here, have this bloodthirsty murder-demon instead of a pair of tits or the curve of an ass.  We’re family-friendly now!  Fa-la-la-la!”

On Titan, the atmosphere is so thick, and the gravity so weak, that a normal-sized human standing on the surface could strap wings to their arms and flap their way to flight.  A person weighing 200 lbs on Earth would weigh 24 lbs on Titan.

It’s hands down the best subscription model MMO out there right now.  If you like nostalgia about past FF games, you’ll love it.

Using the internet as a dumping ground for the ideas and thoughts of the mentally ill, was the bigger mistake.

Why would a person like Trump back down from an attack like this?  Because Putin stepped in at the last minute and told him to.

Instagram is cancer.  Influencers are cancer cells.

“But...but being cynical is part of my fragile Gamer identity.”

I like it because it might put an end to cheating/hacking.

I thought I recognized the rainbow mohawk guy:

We are truly a failure as a culture and a species. May we all die in nuclear fire.

This is a huge development, and could be what finally disrupts the monopolies that ISPs have in certain cities and neighborhoods.

The adults are a lost cause, mostly. You have to go after the children, and indoctrinate them in your values. The conservatives do this shamelessly.  Liberals have been pretty lazy about it.

The full honeycomb jackass brothel joke:

Right now I’m laughing at these dumb parents who named their kids Khaleesi.

So...you’re an admitted racist.