Sink it. There are worse things than Measles on that boat.

You sound exhausting.

Aww that’s nice.  Well I’m sure one day if you smash enough e-scooters you’ll earn his approval.  Keep on tryin, sport!

Is this how you get back at your dad?  He was wrong when he said you were worthless, you know.

The Lime S scooters started showing up in my neighborhood about a year ago. They are fun, but at least 50% of the time there is something broken on them. In my experience, it’s usually the brakes that don’t work or they won’t even go after you’ve paid to start it up.

Stop using Twitter you miserable fucks.

“Don’t be a criminal!” - says man who is very close friends with many criminals.

You are omitting the sin of being incredibly cozy with Saudi Arabia because that is the stance that your orange overlord has taken.  For someone with a bible verse name, you are living up to all the stereotypes of christian hypocrisy

Who are you even quoting? That’s not how quotes work.

Clutch your pearls a little harder and shove them up your ass, bootlicker. I know many, many real Persians and I know how it actually is in Iran. While it could be better, and my belief is that the youth there will make it better one day, it is nowhere near the level of oppression as Trump bff countries like Saudi…

Ya’ll are a bunch of negative fucks.  This show is great.  Next season we get Star Trek 1000 years in the future. THAT has me excited.

Don’t confuse the fake accounts for real women.  Bumble has TONS of fake accounts that will match, especially with new accounts, and never message you.  It plants the seed in your head which makes you want to keep using it.

Yeah! I mean, she got her lips all orange for that one lady that Trump pardoned.  That had to suck.

Rebels turned out to be a such a great series. It’s unfortunate that so many Star Wars ‘fans’ refuse to watch it. Rebels and The Clone Wars is some of the absolute best Star Wars canon material.

She is a modified clone made from Luke’s hand.

These chairs are a little expensive but worth it. I was buying a new chair every 8 months to a year from places like Office Depot etc. I bought a Titan chair from SecretLab and it’s highly solid, durable, and comfortable.

You are absolutely right that Americans will not do anything while they are satiated. If there is some event that leads to massive unemployment, that is when we need to start worrying about the 2nd civil war.

The most cringey part was reading about interacting with the Frostbite support team.

I like how you try to use “thoughtful” and “Trump” in the same sentence.  That’s cute.

So is banning the viewing of kiddie-porn also government overreach?