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Imagine for a second...a giant asshole takes over a service you really like, and in response you have enough control over yourself to stop using the service. Seems like a great way to deal with a giant asshole, but maybe the idea is just too crazy.

Ok, but if Armie Hammer seduces you and barbeques your ribs, don’t say you weren’t warned.

I got to go to a Twitch party back in 2017 and saw firsthand the sadness of when these girls get their hooks into lonely and dumpy guys with a little bit of money. You’d see women that looked like Amouranth walking around mingling while her follower/paypig kept nearby to bring her more drinks. If I didn’t know where

parasocial 

LOL nice. 

The lesson is to never cater your tv series or movies to internet nerds or gamers because most of them are incapable of truly enjoying anything.

Oh no.  Anyway...

This series was great.  I feel sorry for those of you who are so jaded that you can’t enjoy Star Wars anymore.  I hope you are able to enjoy other things.

I subscribed to Spotify mainly for JRE whenever he made the exclusivity switch. Since then, it has become worse and worse in quality. He’s a terrible interviewer. In a 3 hour show, the first hour is mainly yes/no questions about the subject matter, then the last 2 hours devolve into Joe talking about his own views to

A way to launder money

I agree, but their best customers are completely ok with this behavior and will keep giving them money. Have you met the dudes that play WoW 100 hours a week?

Many Black Fridays ago, a $200 Toshiba laptop was offered at Best Buy as a doorbuster. There was a line wrapped around the building for this piece of shit. It was the only laptop I’ve ever seen that had a 90 day manufacturer’s warranty.

It’s 1981. You’re a mentally ill narcissist who still lives with his mother. You want to tell people about all the things YOU know because that reinforces how better you think you are than everyone else. You put on your sandwich board covered with outlandish ideas and slogans and go outside to the busiest street

This will absolutely happen because it plays into the marketing strategy of the whole thing.

They kind of are the worst though. There is really no mystery or discovery in the game because theorycrafters and other similar ilk have already disassembled everything and laid out what is optimal.  And it’s not socially acceptable to be anything less than optimal in WoW.  Conform or be a pariah.

In defense of porn and video games, they are substantially cheaper activities than dating or being in a relationship.

Remember 10 years ago when they was a new AAA MMO coming out like every 6 months?

I’m surprised this new character got past the Chinese filters regarding only manly male characters in video games. I see a lot of makeup, painted nails, and clothing you might see at a leather daddy bar.  Perhaps the developer paid all the right bribes to the right CCP censors.

Hell, Instagram doesn’t just have a horrible effect on children, but adults too.  I personally know women who constantly compare themselves to the curated, filtered, and angled photos posted by whatever big-assed influencer is popular at the moment.  They hate themselves for not being up to par and spread that misery

Ok.