Please don’t be mobile garbage.  Please don’t be mobile garbage.  Please don’t be mobile garbage...

Looks like a cool idea, but since it’s mobile garbage, I’ll pass.

Here’s how you get them to go away:  Stop giving them views and money.  Anyone who gives money to a Twitch streamer because they’re attracted to them is a fucking loser anyway.  Those women care about you in the exact same way Trump cares about his supporters: you’re only useful as long as you’re coughing up cash and…

What fantasy land do you live in?  I would love to move to Canada right now but you can’t do that unless you’re either really rich or willing to marry someone there.

What’s the point in buying this if you already have a gaming PC? All of the ‘exclusives’ are for PC too.

They’re Financial Dominants. You’ll see it if you go to a private Twitch event. A bunch of dumpy, hopeless looking guys following around the hot Twitch streamer girl they are enthralled to.  Those girls aren’t keeping those guys around because of their personalities.

Picture this:

Yeah, especially when their development on this massively expanded and polished game is funded through charity and thoughts and prayers.

Joe Rogan, is that you?

The only people who would be upset about playing as a female Viking in an Assassin’s Creed game are people who don’t matter.  Really.  They do not matter at all.  If they were all just silent one day the world would be a better place for it.

Well that’s a fine reason to not buy Remake and file a formal protest with Square-Enix.  /s

It’s a Chinese company.  Stealing is what they do.

I’ve learned more about quantum physics from Joe Rogan’s podcasts than I have from any other source. He’s a perfect example of someone who is is very liberal in most of his views but is painted as an enemy by a segment of people for having variations in his opinions and not being ideologically pure.

What’s the difference between a Chickpea and a Garbanzo bean?

Because male and female bodies are anatomically different, and have to be modeled differently in video games. Modelling clothing requires money that isn’t going to be paid by the vast minority that complains about not being able to cross-dress in every single outfit.

Oh look - more mobile garbage.

“the game will be released in China first.”

He’s just giving people like me a chance to find friends to play this with before it’s released.  I am extremely interested in this game, but alas, no friends to play it with.

So you go out and spend $59.99 on an IP that you think isn’t very good.  Makes sense.

Take all that away and be able to follow basic storytelling logic, and you come to the same conclusion.  Vader leads the hunt for Jedi.  You end up in the fortress where they torture and break Jedi.  You start tearing it apart.  Vader is too busy on Instagram to come put a stop to it, apparently.