This is a hand-job to the military-industrial complex.  Someone wants to get paid to make a shitload of missles, and now it’s legal.

Nah give them over to an apprentice for practice.

Before I had a girlfriend I played video games a lot, and I had money.

What’s so surprising about the fact that people are concerned with their own safety over the safety of a complete stranger? Who is going to pay for my dental work after I get punched in the mouth, or my lawyer fees after I get thrown in jail for fighting? The extremely vulnerable woman who might have been raped?

Can ya’ll give me a modern example of a non-mediocre man that men should try to emulate?

LMFAO omg look at this fucking tool.  I’m dead.  Just dead.

WTF she has a great voice.  What the hell is wrong with these people?  Somebody needs to start taking away internet and giving away free ass-kickings.

When I was six years old, I called it two Corinthians once while awkwardly struggling to read a passage aloud in bible study class. I was quickly corrected and have used the correct verbiage ever since.

These should be your thoughts if the following become the Democratic nominee:

It sets a precedent, too. If he can declare a national emergency for his stupid wall, what’s to stop the next Democrat president from declaring a national emergency for climate change?

It’s the modern-day equivalent of a pre-holocaust swastika. You just know that the group that wears it would commit horrible atrocities if they could somehow get away with it.

Oh neat it’s that lady from the TV at 24-hour fitness that was barely wearing any clothes. She’s going to the Grammy’s? Good for her.

Great article. There was a really good segment on 60 minutes a few years back about the effects of living with a perfect memory and perfect recall. It turns out most of the people who have it are divorced or have problems with relationships because they remember every petty, shitty, human thing that their partner ever…

Would need to change the game’s name to ‘They are Millions - but we are 6 million more but that shit doesn’t matter, apparently’

Soon, all of your aunts and uncles will be sharing the ‘See? Trump is not so bad!’ Gawker articles on Facebook, giddily blubbering about how the liberals have finally come around.

Want to put some money on that? This is different than previous shutdowns. The president is on video saying he owns the shutdown. He is on video saying that Mexico would pay for his wall. Two separate bills that would have reopened the government have been passed by the House only to be blocked by the Senate. This…

Their heart was in the right place.  I hope they try again, but with something less broken.

Now thousands of other dumbasses think they can be Fortnite streamers and have other people support them while they do it.

A combination of mood, context, and cultural usage paint a full picture of whether a quote is acceptable or not. “I’ll be back.” is a quote from a killing machine character that summarily executes like 50 cops right after he says it. If you start screeching about glorifying cop-killing as soon as someone says it,…

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