After seeing The Holy Mountain, it’s simply unfathomable to imagine what Jodorowsky’s version of Dune would be like. Something like being on LSD while having a 102 degree fever and staying up for 3 days straight, probably.

Liberals right now:

Will this thing fit in any backpacks designed for a 17" laptop?  Looks questionable.

Now on sale: Nicki Minaj brand 5-gallon barrels of lube.

Here’s an article from 1994:

I never said girls and women never played video games. I said it was far more male dominated 25 years ago than now. A female gamer in 1994 was way, way more rare than a female gamer in 2019.

Lets go back 25 years or so. Back then, video games were a refuge of males rejected by women AND other males. They provided a fantasy world to retreat to when real life was too sucky/harsh to deal with. Sure maybe there were women who wanted to play video games too, and often they were ostracized by other women for…

Did this show get any better after the first few episodes? I love Star Wars but I could not get into it at all. It was like they made a series about what it would be like if a Star Wars fan was suddenly put inside the Star Wars universe. The main dude was some kind of Republic pilot already but every single thing he…

Sweet. Now I can have a superior device that lets me play chinese sweatshop-developed garbage games that will demand even more of my money and will prey on my crippling gambling addiction, all while on the toilet. Thanks Asus for enhancing my toilet and doctors office waiting room gaming experience!

Microsoft does shit like this too. They try -really- hard to make sure there is a sort of class system in place that keeps contractors on the bottom where they belong. There was even a nickname for them at one point: Dash Trash (the contractor email aliases had a “-” in them, whereas the FTE emails did not.)

I know the two of us have been loud the last few nights and I’m sorry for it. I haven’t been a very good stepdad and I can hear what you’re doing while I give it to your mother. We’re going to sit down and have a talk later, all 3 of us. 

Oh, somewhere around 800. However, for many years I have been exclusively faithful to your mother. She and I share a special kind of lust.

I always thought the Resident Evil 5 cover art was kind of sketchy:

Yeah...that’s the face of a man who gets pegged regularly. And that’s also the face of a woman that thoroughly enjoys some giving some deep pegging.

Hey - if you want to risk the sacrifice of your body, your mental well-being, and personal relationships partly for the sake of protecting my freedom to buy gasoline and other strategic resources relatively cheap, then be my guest. All the stump-shakes and “Thank you for your service” comments you’ll get while rolling…

Tumblr without porn is like a hamburger without meat.

He’s right though. Think of an initial Mars colony like McMurdo station in Antartica, except more harsh.

Dude, clear the sand out of your foreskin.  Seems like a legitimate question asked in a polite way.

Does every new series have to be lead by a POC or minority to gain your full approval? Star Trek has built up enough credit to be able to make a new series helmed by a white person without angering the equality police.