Can ya’ll give me a modern example of a non-mediocre man that men should try to emulate?

LMFAO omg look at this fucking tool.  I’m dead.  Just dead.

WTF she has a great voice.  What the hell is wrong with these people?  Somebody needs to start taking away internet and giving away free ass-kickings.

When I was six years old, I called it two Corinthians once while awkwardly struggling to read a passage aloud in bible study class. I was quickly corrected and have used the correct verbiage ever since.

These should be your thoughts if the following become the Democratic nominee:

It sets a precedent, too. If he can declare a national emergency for his stupid wall, what’s to stop the next Democrat president from declaring a national emergency for climate change?

It’s the modern-day equivalent of a pre-holocaust swastika. You just know that the group that wears it would commit horrible atrocities if they could somehow get away with it.

Oh neat it’s that lady from the TV at 24-hour fitness that was barely wearing any clothes. She’s going to the Grammy’s? Good for her.

Would need to change the game’s name to ‘They are Millions - but we are 6 million more but that shit doesn’t matter, apparently’

Soon, all of your aunts and uncles will be sharing the ‘See? Trump is not so bad!’ Gawker articles on Facebook, giddily blubbering about how the liberals have finally come around.

Their heart was in the right place.  I hope they try again, but with something less broken.

Now thousands of other dumbasses think they can be Fortnite streamers and have other people support them while they do it.

After seeing The Holy Mountain, it’s simply unfathomable to imagine what Jodorowsky’s version of Dune would be like. Something like being on LSD while having a 102 degree fever and staying up for 3 days straight, probably.

Liberals right now:

Now on sale: Nicki Minaj brand 5-gallon barrels of lube.

Here’s an article from 1994:

I never said girls and women never played video games. I said it was far more male dominated 25 years ago than now. A female gamer in 1994 was way, way more rare than a female gamer in 2019.

Lets go back 25 years or so. Back then, video games were a refuge of males rejected by women AND other males. They provided a fantasy world to retreat to when real life was too sucky/harsh to deal with. Sure maybe there were women who wanted to play video games too, and often they were ostracized by other women for…

I know the two of us have been loud the last few nights and I’m sorry for it. I haven’t been a very good stepdad and I can hear what you’re doing while I give it to your mother. We’re going to sit down and have a talk later, all 3 of us. 

Oh, somewhere around 800. However, for many years I have been exclusively faithful to your mother. She and I share a special kind of lust.