But a giant walking talking butt plug can sell hamburgers to kids for decades with no one blinking an eye. Ironic.

But no candidate is pure enough. As a liberal, my candidate must be pure and clean. Imperfection will not be tolerated. Compromise will not be tolerated. Pure and clean. Only when they are clean will they know our power.

“Battleye have already tweeted out that I think around 99 percent of cheats in the game right now are coming out of China,” Greene told Kotaku by phone.”

Where are you getting the idea that Games as a Service is mutually exclusive to the loot crate model? They’ll have micro-transactions in addition to being a monthly subscription.

I’ll tell you a secret...are you ready?

Or you could show some adult restraint by not giving them your money, and show them what we think of the ‘Games as a Service’ model.

Why is this so confusing to you? I know honor in politics is rare, but you should be praising this instead of putting out the implication that it’s weird.

It’s interesting that you chose the barbwire Jesus-fish as the banner for this article. That iconography first appeared in ancient Egypt, as a fish that had latched onto the penis of Osiris. I love how Christians have integrated so many fucked up symbols and practices into their religion that have some really weird…

Must be nice to live in a country that has a sense of community and civic responsibility.

Excellent article, comrade. Please, tell us more about how the left should divide itself further in an effort for absolute purity. Spasibo!

Great. Maybe this is what we need to finally overturn the ridiculous American moral bullshit that sex is somehow worse than violence.

I’m a bad overwatch player. I was able to routinely get #1 in FFA matches using Symmetra and her cheezy abilities.

resident = President

Then you went home and at the end of the week you collected your paycheck. You cashed the paycheck with that knowledge that, yes, this is what you signed up to do in exchange for a paycheck. You aren’t a hero if you’re being paid to do your job.

Great comment. Unfortunately, entitled gamers do not care. They screech and “REEEEEE” at the slightest inconvenience that arises from modern game development, whether it be loot boxes that brings in the revenue that pays the bills, or bugs that exist due to the complexities of making a complex product.

Yup. Incoming blizzard lawsuits.

Excuse me?? We worship Moloch in this country, and Moloch demands his child sacrifices.

“Where is the orgasm?”

Buy one of these bikes and you too can get insulted by $120k a year ‘rebels’ riding around on their $25k Harley Davidsons wearing $5k worth of official Harley Davidson leather accessories.

Did ya’ll hear about that guy who tried to take a selfie with the bear and got himself killed and subsequently eaten? At some point people have to take responsibility for the dangerous situations they put themselves into. It’s in the bear’s nature to eat people.