“Their first responsibility is to ensure their own safety.”

Here I thought Drake was going to be playing with Ninja from Die Antwoord. Disappointed when I find out it’s some random Twitch gamer bro.

In a game where you literally go to other worlds...it’s too much of a stretch to think Geralt could end up in the Soul Calibur world?

The dad bod is how he conceals his true power level.

3 facts:

Are you paid by Russians? Because this article reads just like one of those articles.

I know right? Lets put a stop to all sports entirely until ALL forms of cheating are made completely impossible. It’s that simple!

I like how you and your ilk have this idea in your head that debugging an incredibly complicated game with a huge map is exactly the same as it was in 1982.

I’ve never played FFXV and I’m in the mood to dive into a new RPG. However, I just can’t get past the fact that your main characters are 4 very similar looking bros. It seems really lame given that previous FF games had such a wide and diverse array of party members. Is the story interesting enough where I can move…

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My favorite part is when you see the guy next to them throw up in his mouth and swallow it down.

Which is a higher requirement to get laid? To not be fat or to not be a conservative? I want to see the data.

If you think racists are bad today after such turning points as the civil rights movement, then you have to agree that in 1403 they were likely monstrous. It’s a matter of historical record that leaders could be bribed to turn their heads while pogroms were carried out against certain ethnic minorities. There is a…

Go to a Twitch party if you ever get a chance. You’ll see girls like this walking around with a few pathetic looking gamer types following them obediently everywhere they go. It’s the new age of financial domination. Hilarious and sad all at the same time.

I think you may be getting that confused with the ATF. They don’t use computers at the ATF. Boxes upon boxes upon boxes of case files. This is an intentional rule that is forced upon them by conservatives to hobble their work.

The best single sentence to sum up conservatism: “I’ve got mine, so fuck you.”

“To protect and serve...but only when the odds are in my favor, and it won’t interrupt my planned retirement.”

I can’t feel much sympathy for the guy. It was his job to do something and he completely failed. This is literally one of the possibilities that you agree to when you become an SRO. He may as well have had a banana in his holster.

*googles ‘can you go to jail for spitting in someone’s face’*

Agreed. The label ‘Hero’ is thrown around in a very cavalier fashion recently. I don’t feel like you get to be a hero if you’re just doing the job you knowingly signed up to do. The desire to label every single cop and soldier as a hero is spawned from the need of both the left and the right to always stay on the good…