Question...did he happen to have a strong, um, scent? I’ve ran into several furries over the last few years and every one of them seemed to have a problem with body odor.

The only way conservatives ever seem to change their views is if something really bad happens to them, personally, or it affects their lives in some drastic way. Unfortunately they simply do not care if it happens to their fellow Christians or Americans. They tweet out their T’s and P’s and they are mentally past it.…

TIL Trumpist dating strategy is apparently to introduce yourself by your Kinja handle. “Hey great to meet you IHateDarkies1958. I’m YummyLiberalTears. Want to date?”

I thought eyebrows were supposed to be darker on the thick part and lighter towards the edges. Apparently not.

Is there any way one could punch this guy in the face without it being twisted into some sort of hate crime? Because his face is extremely punch-able. Asking for a friend.

It’s not a terrible idea if you’re looking at it from a purely capitalistic perspective. Trump supporters are almost universally shunned by the straight females on Tinder. You vote for him and you’re pretty much confirming that you’re a stupid/selfish/mean-spirited person. Who would want to date that?

Do you REALLY think Trump supporters wouldn’t be holding executions if law and order broke down?

I’m going to predict right now that it’ll be something like Cards Against Humanity or Rockband/Guitar Hero.

I’ve never tried to play it with the keyboard TBH. I use an Xbox controller. Sitting seems to work fine when swimming and using the Seamoth. When I’m piloting the Cyclops or Prawn, I usually stand.

I use an Xbox controller with the PC. I don’t think it has support for either the Vive controllers or Oculus touch. I may be wrong though.

Extra tip: Play it in VR if you are able to. While there are a few buggy interface issues, it’s ridiculously fun/terrifying.

He’s obviously some kind of sociopath/psychopath, a trait that is admired in the CEO sphere. These people can’t feel empathy towards others, and their every action is directed towards helping themselves.

You’re the guy who calls Microsoft and screams at the low level support Indian for how he messed up Windows 10, aren’t you?

$1.3 mil is more like ‘Hookers and cocaine in Belize with John McAfee’ money.

He was already going to Florida this weekend. Parkland happens to be just 40 miles away. How convenient for him that he won’t even have to miss his golf game!

You’re exactly right. Conservatives will quickly take up progressive values if a bad thing happens to them, personally. It fucks up their whole, ‘I’ve got mine, so fuck you’ mentality.

Police at his house 39 times over 7 years. Unreal. Imagine if he was black.

I can’t wait to hear all the stories about white people making awkward conversation about The Black Panther after this weekend. The ones who went to see it think they did the black community a service, so they will bring it up in conversation with The Black Guy They Know ™ waiting for a subtle pat on the back.

Fuck yeah murderer action figures. Now I can live out my operator fetish without growing a cliche beard and wearing all that tactical gear.

The only thing that comes near to abortion from the bible: