There are actually schools now that are training children to charge active shooters in groups. It’s completely against your natural instincts to do so but if you ingrain it enough while they’re young...

Is this your first time watching a YouTube/Twitch ‘personality’? This is how they all are. This is what leads to finding a dead body in the forest and making a zany and fun video about it. Gotta get them views.

I was more pointing out his ‘can’t wait to wait to play it.’ comment, but you be you.

Oh noooo. Will you be ok waiting for 30 minutes while your patch downloads? I will bring you a weighted blanket to make you feel more safe and secure.

You have the patience of a saint. I don’t think I could remain in a relationship with that many checkboxes. Your guy must be something special in a million other ways for you to persist in putting up with all of that.

Is he open to having a vasectomy? Seems like a solution to a lot of your problems. Buddy of mine did it and got it reversed when he and his wife decided to have a few kids.

Of all the different kinks, that’s the last one that should be shamed. It’s what men are genetically programmed to want. Thankfully our intelligent minds remind us that impregnating every willing woman might not be such a great idea in this modern age. Some men more than others lol.

There’s a place in Dallas called Cidercade. It’s a cider brewery filled with both old and new arcade games. Some are even new indy arcade games I’ve never seen before. Oh and they even have the arcade cabinet for Michael Jackson’s Moonwalker. You and two of your friends can rescue children from dildo bots while…

I thought the io9 article was pretty stupid too. It felt like they were searching for ways to find racism in something that is essentially trans-racial. Like the only way they would be satisfied is if they re-wrote the book to have the stack of an Asian guy inside an Asian sleeve. The entire premise of the show…

He looks like some sort of taxidermied corpse that was later reanimated.

Mega-publisher creates games with immaculate graphics but needs loot boxes to meet their profit margins. Gamer’s response: “But muh wallet! Greedy!”

Yes, but you’re needed for the static engine firing test. Report immediately to the pit directly under pad 39a. Bring cigarettes and matches.

Ew, no. He’s getting way more done by not being president.

There is a Chinese cultural pressure to cheat. You can see it in how they routinely and blatantly rip off intellectual property and pay no price for it. Fake KFC, fake McDonalds, fake Apple stores, fake World of Warcraft theme parks...the list goes on. Their culture doesn’t have the same stigma around being a cheat…

Tom Brady’s tears are served as a delicacy in exclusive New York restaurants. As of last night, the supply was literally and figuratively flooded, causing a boom in the weird-things-that-Chinese-people-think-give-them-boners black market.

At one point, the rare clothing you could get from the loot boxes could sell for decent amounts on the Steam Community Market. I don’t know if this is still the case or if it’s a motivator behind the current cheating.

You understand that echo chambers are part of the problem, right? Instead of being a hostile jerk towards everyone who doesn’t see things your way, try seeing it as an opportunity to educate the ignorant.

Wow that artwork is fantastic. I hope more of those vehicles are added in eventually!

She never says anything that would upset Donald’s rabid base. Make no mistake; she’s being groomed right now as a candidate for the 2024 election. Donald wants to turn the presidency into a family business.