Came for this gif. Leaving satisfied, good sir.

Actually he likes to be forced to wear a man-sized diaper and be spanked while ‘America the Beautiful’ plays in the background. It’s sad really, since it’s the only way he gets erect anymore. Don’t ask me how I know.

Free room in exchange for:

“But Democrats are just as bad as Republicans!!!1!11!1one”

At least your coat of purity with be shiny and unblemished while the world burns.

If these men are so reviled, why does anyone care then? Are we mourning the loss of these men? What’s the point of this article other than ridicule for the sake of ridicule, since these guys removing themselves from the gene pool is a win-win for all involved.

We all share equally in the freedoms of America, and we all share equally in her sins. Donald J. Trump could have made a name for himself by standing up in front of the world and saying he refused to fight in an unjust war. He didn’t. He found ways to weasel out of his responsibility, unjust as he felt it was, and…

Vote blue even if the candidate isn’t ideologically pure. Imperfect friend or deadly enemy.

You know whats weird? Making something a centerpiece of your look and getting mad when men look at it. Especially when they’re genetically programmed to be aroused by it for reproductive reasons. Seems kind of sadistic TBH. I’m going to get all upset next time a woman asks me about my earning potential and education…

Yeah it sucks because of that weird law of physics where, if presented with the choice of two games, the one you don’t pick disappears from existence. Science still can’t explain it.

Mr. Obama sits behind his desk in the white house, enjoying a lazy blow job from Hillary Clinton. His hand pushes her head down firmly, simultaneously hiding her and forcing his way into her throat as the advisers and generals suddenly pour into the Oval Office.

Newsflash - Arabic people are not usually named John and Steve. LOL still waiting on that intelligence briefing info you’re hiding in your ass.

“Hey Abdul, how do we cause the most damage to the USA if we get drone-striked while planning our next terrorist attack?”

They were pretty awesome tbh.

While we’re talking about things that aren’t natural responses...don’t suck the dick of a person that’s supposedly making you uncomfortable, maybe?

If your sexual encounters aren’t just like the above, male or female, you are apparently guilty of sexual assault.

Because Jesus.

I understand consent now after watching this helpful YouTube video:

Want to defeat your opponent without even playing against him? Simply tell the local Duterte Death squad that you saw him doing drugs.

According to your definition, this is what getting consent looks like: