Here is the solution to all of your problems:

Your next bar discussion should be about effective use of hyperbole, rather than trying to woo the ladies with discussions about the complexities and intricacies of the latest Gwar album.

Lol this guy. You sound like a virgin trying to pass yourself off as something else. Once you leave mom’s basement, you’ll learn that real people have actual conversations about more than booze and sex. People of every age love Disney. More and more people, especially women, are into Star Wars and Marvel as the…

This guy is alright but he’s nothing compared to Pole Appendicostomy. 

Interesting fact: There is evidence that this passage was added to the bible many years after the original gospels were written.

Oh no! A covered labia! Won’t someone please think of the children!?!

It’s gambling. Go away, shill.

Looks like 100% less furries in this game tho.

Imperfect friend or deadly enemy.

It drastically lowers the spit, urine, semen, and fecal matter added to your food. That’s a huge benefit for customers.

Weird idea here...try to bear with me - charge 25% more for food at restaurants. Do away with tipping.

Or maybe, just maybe, progressives can stop being such lazy fucks and actually go vote. There are far more of us than them. You should vote and you should shame your non-voting friends into voting.

We live in a society where an apology is an admission of guilt, and is basically opening the doors for a parade of lawyers. Wealthy people want to stay wealthy, so apologizing for inflicting actual harm is not something that comes naturally for them.

Soooo about that whole ‘pull my hair’ part...

It’s cool that they’re doing something Lord of the Rings Online did like 10 years ago. Good for them.

Everyone should play this game. The story is amazing, and every sequel made pisses off actual Nazis. Win-win.

Let’s not forget the real hero here, which was the unidentified shopper that called the guy out on being a piece of shit. If you see this happening to someone, do the same thing. These pieces of shit sometimes get away with this stuff because people aren’t brave enough to get involved or stand up for a stranger. We…

“He who lives by the sword shall die by the sword.” - Jesus

Bad analogy. Cards are physical. The cardboard they’re printed on is 100% yours. The contents of a loot box are never yours. If they were, they’d have to pay you out when one of these games shuts down.

I feel like this is a no-win for the media.