Strangely enough, I was under the impression she’s gotten some attention. This post, for example, and the fact that we all know who she is.

As someone who understands through hard experience how difficult precision movement in tandem can actually be, I must commend Taylor and her clone (friend?, bodyguard?, assistant?, lesbian lover?, shambling zombie?) for achieving matching slouched shoulders, skinny asses, bent necks, and weird dangling arms, in that…

The rest of the outfit is terrible and does nothing for the boots. It’s like she went into a toddler’s closet, and made sure it fit poorly.

Oh damn. Yet another time Taylor somehow has the same clothes as me. First Of Love and Lemons lace crop/skirt and now those boots which I’ve had for a couple months. STOP STEALING MY CLOTHES, TAYLOR SWIFT.

(ETA: And no, they don’t come out in the summer for me lol)

Azalea is decompressing in Calabasas with her horses following a trip to Cabo, to which she traveled on a private jet paid for by French Montana.

They’re amazing. Not loving the rest of the outfit, but I’m also wearing peacock print leggings and a stained shirt, so what the hell do I know?

velvet boots in summer seem pretty gross and sweaty.

Children from Village of the Damned all grown up.

I can never see that picture of Callista without feeling compelled to post this.

The phrase “massively engorged models of his own dick” was still echoing in my head when I got to the statement: “a sleepy Reince Priebus”. I shivered.

I have also heard many people saying this. I don’t know, but they are saying it. So, you know.....

nothing can beat Newt’s trio

The kid in that segment made me so frightened for the future. Unless he develops the ability to think critically, for himself, instead of parroting every hateful talking point he's ever heard, he's going to end up a politician with a very loyal charged base.

I love the kid using his platform to advocate for what he cares about:
“You don’t have to go to church every sunday. You don’t have to go to bible study every week. You don’t have to read the bible every day... Mom.”

Jordan Klepper’s been the breakout star of the current cast of correspondents. Here’s to hoping he follows the Carell/Colbert trajectory and not the Brian Unger path.

The Daily Show and Full Frontal both have great ‘field teams.’ They are insanely good at getting people to say dumb shit while they give them the side eye.

This is my fave Trump supporter hypocrisy parade (though this is not really an evangelical gathering):

Not To quibble, but if his buildings were modeled after his dick, they’d be a LOT smaller in size.

Which one of his wives do they like best, the one he raped, the one he cheated on her with, or the one he illegally brought into the country?

Remember when Samantha Bee sent her people to one these kind of events?