Todd hates Justin Bieber. Be like Todd.

Oh my G-D look at that face and that floof! Todd is such a perfect name for that level of floofiness. It took years but it seems that I’ve finally found something that I like about Justin Bieber. His dog.

Then he’ll allow Trump to interrupt with, “I can do it in 4 words. NO GIRLS IN SCHOOL.” receiving tearful applause from Lauer and a standing ovation from his roving entourage of neckbearded babymen.

“Abolish the NRA.”

I woke up this morning feeling happy and confident it was Friday. Decided to celebrate the start of the weekend by getting breakfast and working in a local coffee shop. Spilled coffee all over me, and said “well at least it’s Friday.” The barista looked at me with such pity and said “... it’s actually Thursday.”

Matt Lauer will probably find some way to blame this on Hillary... for empowering girls or whatnot.

that a responding police officer was also injured when another officer’s gun accidentally discharged.

Please do not compare Martha to that stick, but ya, they should have brought back Martha.

Rob Lowe was quoted as saying that your reaction is exactly the reason.

Jewel’s response is lovely:

Welp...

As a former journalist, I can tell you that there is a reason why the first sentence of a story is called the lede (or lead). It’s because that’s where you put the information you consider the most important. That’s where the phrase “burying the lede” comes from—and that’s what this obit does.

Here’s the 19th and 20th paragraphs of Hedy Lamarr’s NYT obit- the first 18 could be summarized as, she was hot and kind of slutty, but not much of an actress. They then sum up her scientific work inaccurately and incredibly condescendingly, “As the story goes, Miss Lamarr recalled hearing some conversations that had…

Yvonne Brill’s obituary literally puts her domestic skills before her professional accomplishments.

Here is a quote from the recent obituary of a Nobel prize winning chemist, Ahmed H. Bewail.

My eyes seriously went just like this when I hit that halfway point:

UGH

The NYT eventually changed the wording in the obit after public backlash.

JFC, that makes me mad!

A classic-