/sits down/

ok, let’s run through this step by step. How on earth did that happen?

A testicle got stuck in a butthole.

You know about “Ms.” right?

For fuck’s sake. The only time this “parenting technique” will work is if the kid dies. So congratulations. He’ll never drink again.

You’re really going to claim mansplaining on that? He put it out there as his own thoughts and nothing he said was condescending. Is your point just that men shouldn’t comment here at all?

I’m noticing that Jezebel is trying to make Trevor Noah the next person to “hate” and I’m not into it. Dude didn’t say there was equal rights in Hollywood. He acknowledged that women comedians are getting shit done right now. He addressed that in HIS interview. A space where he could have talked about anything else,…

So edgy.

Prosthetic bananas.

“Kye Fortune” - shy Filipino-Latino cancer survivor OR Star Wars bounty hunter? You decide.

Stay tuned: his girlfriend totally agrees with him and just looooves to be catcalled.

You’re getting a lot of shit on this thread, but I’m going to go ahead and assume that you’re not trolling and are not just an MRA douchebro, and try to explain this to you like you’re a reasonable human. Don’t make me regret it.

But but but who will care about my boner?

How are men who are attracted to you supposed to communicate that to you?

Yep, sure did, and you sounded just like all the other entitled assholes who say “I’m just paying you a compliment” when they are informed that they have crossed the line. I’m really happy for you that your wife appreciates your “bluntness” but I suspect that there are many other women out there who think you are a…

That is like the better version of when people would make sexist/racist/rapey jokes to me, and I “wouldn’t get them” and ask for a detailed explanation of the joke. Halfway through, their faces would indicate, “oh, this is a terrible joke that I SHOULDN’T be telling strangers because it says a whole lot about me.”…

I had this pair of asshole brothers come in last night and they tipped me in coupons for free salsa because I had “such a sweet and spicy smile”. Their bill was over $100.

If Russell Brand let himself go.

“the couch scene in Titanic but with a silverback gorilla instead of Kate Winslet.”

SAYS THE GUY BUILDING A WORMHOLE.