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Grill-Me-A-Cheese
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Apr 3 2015
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I travel a lot for my job, for anywhere from a fly-there-fly-back day trip to a couple months on end, and I invariably get asked by the clients I travel to see if my husband misses me. I am constantly getting comments about how it’s nice my husband doesn’t mind, or worse, “let’s me” be away from home so much. Note Read more

Mar 2 2015
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This article's great and all, but can we talk about how ridiculous Power Girl's LEGO minifig looks?

Jan 29 2015
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I take the generic form of NuVigil (modafinil) to treat a neurological sleep disorder that basically causes me to need twice as much sleep as a normal person because the hormones involved in circadian rhythm regulation are all wonky in my nervous system. Read more

Jan 17 2015
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Hey, could you do me a favor? Can you dismiss my other reply to you on this comment thread where I put my Gmail address? Kinja is stupid and doesn't let you delete comments, but people are able to dismiss other users' replies to their comments so you should be able to click the little arrow on the top right of the Read more

Jan 15 2015
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Your example of sickle cell anemia and "the Jews" sheds some light on your line if thinking here. As an example for something that is proven to happen to one race more than others you went with the "only black people can get sickle cell anemia" thing. However, that's not even correct. Read more

Jan 13 2015
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I once got way too drunk at a fancy restaurant with people I didn't know well enough to be such a hot mess around, and started loudly proclaiming my lobster to be the most delicious arthropod I'd ever eaten. The server tried to take my plate at one point (probably to encourage my drunk self to GTFO) and I told him in Read more

Jan 12 2015
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He's trying, but give him a break! As soon as he gets close to paying it off, he gets divorced and remarried again and has to buy MORE rings!

Jan 11 2015
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So wait, "anonymous Craigslist poster" had tech exec's girlfriend's email, but couldn't email her him/herself because "they have people in common" and so she/he decided the next logical solution is to ask random Craigslist people to email her?? That makes no sense. Why wouldn't Anonymous Poster just email Girlfriend Read more

Dec 28 2014
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danah boyd and her uncapitalized name annoy the crap out of me. Every time I encounter her I get reflexively annoyed by whatever I'm reading. Read more

Dec 22 2014
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That was really insightful, thank you for taking the time to explain that. I never knew about the setup of Mormon heaven and that definitely changes the context here. Read more

Dec 17 2014
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Can confirm. The neighbor kids I played with growing up were Vietnamese and they ate ramen noodle squares "raw". I thought it was weird, till I tried it, and now it's one of my favorite guilty pleasure snacks.

Dec 16 2014
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Somebody call Rudolph the Red-Nosed Infectious Disease Specialist, we need to save Christmas.

Dec 16 2014
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Of course OP gets along better with guys! She's not like those other girls, she's cool!! Just like one of the guys! Other girls are so dramatic, but not OP. She can totally hang with the dudes and drink beer and watch football and talk about bitches, amirite??

Dec 16 2014
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I'm pretty sure the "before" picture is not supposed to be of the exact same item, just a picture she found of one that looks pretty similar. Because why would there even be a before pic?? "Ooh just got a new cock ring, better photographically document that shit in case it becomes horrifically disfigured in a funny Read more

Dec 16 2014
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I like how he said "stored up here," like you're intentionally saving it for later or something.

Dec 16 2014
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It didn't lose any pokey things. The first pic is not of the actual one she used, it's just of one that's really similar.

Dec 16 2014
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The 4th dimension is space-time, so unless that dress is being modelled by a confused Matthew McConaghey from Interstellar, I'm not buying it.