I use this gif a lot, but this was my reaction to that part:

"I think she likes sex already."

Right? I actually find it incredibly difficult to wrap my head around such a horrifically disgusting sentence. What the ever loving FUCK?

"I think she likes sex already."

SUBTLE?

As a server, I'll agree she deserved a not awesome tip, because she should have just listened to you right away, even if (and I believe you, not her) you were actually wrong, not her. When I take the blame even when I know the customer was wrong, it ALWAYS goes smoother. ALWAYS.

awww, you're so cute!!! who's an adorable little troll? who's an adorable little troll? want a troll treat? want a troll treat? yeaaaah you do. who's a good troll? who's a good troll? you? yeah you!!!

How can you read these stories and still think that all servers do is take an order and deliver food? People, like you, can be intolerable bags of dick and being a good server means being able to deal with the MsTristeds of the world while smiling. Yes, anyone can take an order and deliver food, just like anyone can…

Um, her name is North West, not North Best.

You're just a nurse, all you do is take orders from doctors.

No, if this is your attitude towards people who work very hard to bring you food, you clearly are a horrible, awful person. Go try working as a server for a while yourself before you judge others.

Please remove yourself from society and go live with wolves. Actually, no, wolves are too good for you. Find an island and never make contact. Have fun making your own food!

I mean this sincerely: there is no way to say the phrases "I will argue against the servers" and "think these servers need to suck it up," without being an AWFUL human being.

LOLOLOLOLOLOL I get paid to write for this website. u mad?

It's a classist bullshit statement based on being superior, arrogant, and cluelessly self-righteous. Sounds pretty fucking Republican to me.

I'm not surprised you haven't run out. You could probably do this exact topic weekly and never run out.

The phrase "fur babies" makes me viscerally ill.

I kind of want "Undisputed King of the Dickwalruses" as a sticker on one of those old-style tattoo banners so I can go around giving them out to deserving -people- penile pinnipeds.

If you're giving prizes for best turns of phrase in BCO (consider it!), I nominate "Jesus freak dog fuckers" and "unsdisputed King of the Dickwalruses" from this week's batch.