Awesome!

Seriously. I get the idea, but all the Goldiblox toys just look BORING. AS. HELL. I would have had no interest in them as a kid. I understand their point and all, but little girls can't play with symbolism. #sorrynotsorry

Have any extra invites to hand out? If so, could you maybe toss me one at chouette304?

So... I don't suppose you have an extra invite laying around? If you're feeling generous and want to send one to chouette304 that would be super awesome.

Michael Fassbender at #23? For shame*! I know you said they aren't technically in a ranked order, but FOR SHAME! The glory of the Fassboner deserves more.

Thanks for this. I'm just going to stay here and stare at Brushy Bat for a bit until everything stops being so awful.

I love Christmas more than any self-respecting atheist probably should, but I agree with you. A big part of the specialness of Christmas is that it only happens for a short time once a year! Expanding it out like this takes all that specialness away.

"Involuntary Kegels" is what I'm going to name my band.

That's how it happened to me, too!! He's sneaky like that. That's how he gets ya. One day you're watching Sherlock thinking "hmm, I'm not sure that I find this guy attractive" and the next you're in a movie theater with all your friends watching Star Trek: Into Darkness and he shows up and does his deep-voice…

That sound you hear is the collective "hhhrrnnnggg" of all of Tumblr orgasming as one.

Wow you are really just the worst, aren't you.

I'm sorry to hear about your dad. No one should have to go through that. Fuck cancer indeed.

Hey. Shut up.

Wow, that's such a sad story, I'm so sorry for your friend. I can't imagine what it would it would be like just to WATCH someone go through that, let alone to actually go through it myself. Fuck cancer, man.

Last time I checked "physician assisted suicide" still has the word "suicide" in it.

You do research on cancer and spell like THAT? We're all doomed.

The problem with this season of AHS is a depressing lack of Zachary Quinto and his glorious eyebrows. He is my soulmate, I'm convinced, even though my love is unrequited and can never be requited because of my tragic case of not-being-a-dude.

I didn't know Facebook posts could BE this long. Nothing says "I'm the most important person in the universe, bow down to my opinions" like a 500 word Facebook post.

Holy crap. Why do I feel like Emily's mom made this for her to wear as a punishment for something...

I saw "suicide attempt" and thought lacerations, maybe a gunshot wound, but then: