I mean... using the NFL as your starting point for morally acceptable behavior probably isn’t a good idea.

The Stugotz is strong in him

Oh, that’s how it works. I’m going to sit down today and eat as many bowls of Skyline chili I can and become a chili expert. Stick to stuffing your hot dog sandwich hole, Chestnut. Merriam-Webster ended this debate over 2 years ago:

The committee seriously needs to do a better job of seeding, and turn to shit other than RPI/who-did-you-beat as criteria when seeding teams. The primary factor in seeding teams ought to be, uh, HOW GOOD THE TEAM ACTUALLY IS, and things like RPI and strength of schedule and quality wins only tell you so much. …

Orlando Jones just looks great as Mr. Nancy. Really hoping we get a proper spinoff, miniseries, or whatever for Anansi Boys.

Carved on that brick:

I adore Joe Carnahan. If you haven’t seen his movie Stretch on Netflix, give it a go. The sassy flavor of the narration will convince you that yeah, he can write Nathan “smartass” Drake and crew. Also you’ll never look at Chris Pine and his scrotum the same way again.

The Curry family has gone from best sports baby to most sports babies.

Some of the most racist things that I’ve ever heard come out of people that are on the air at ESPN

I notice that ScreenRant couldn’t even spell “The Shining” right in their video. It was “The Shinning”. Jesus.

Baby blue and teal are really awful colors.

“Jesus Christ man look at you—you’re a physical specimen!”

I don’t know what you mean because I’ve never read Deadspin before.

I always hated the “sorry if we offended you” idea. Don’t make a conditional apology, just leave it as a simple “we fucked up, sorry.”

In those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on ‘em. “Gimme five bees for a quarter,” you’d say.

(Dirk Nowitski enters thread) SHUT UP THE LOT OF YOU

It’s Corpus Christi. Means Body of Christ.

As a Spartan fan and alum, I will miss Bo Ryan. He always did more with less year in and year out, and is/was the only B1G coach with a winning record against Izzo and the Spartans.

Wisconsin basketball went 40-odd years without an NCAA tournament appearance before Stu Jackson, of all people, brought the Badgers back in 1994. Dick Bennett then brought them to an improbable Final Four as a No. 8 seed in 2000. He then retired only three games into the 2000-01 season, saying he was burned out, and…

TANIS/KIT 4evah