Ben Johnson sprinter, Ben Johnson UW-GB basketball

That wine tasting thing is to make sure the bottle isn’t corked.

I would start petty Twitter fights with smaller sports organizations like the WNBA, MLS, ISIS, or the NHL.

Still won’t be as good as this:

I’ve always heard this drink referred to as the Skinny Bitch.

As a lifelong Wisconsin resident, you nailed it.

Apparently, bosses are going through the building deciding who stays and goes.

Butt tastes better than candy corn.