Agreed. Providing the refs with their own Arsenal could get out of hand.

I don't keep up with soccer - when did they switch to sudden death game-ending shootouts?

Is arming the officials the right answer, though? Things could get really Messi.

Hey Nathan, while you’re here could you look over our financials? Things aren’t going so well..

Geez, this last season of Portlandia is taking a dark turn...

As a Knicks fan, I’d be happy to see Walton get the job.

I wonder if falling a lot during his career led to CTE and depression.

That joke stinks.

So like lemme preface this by saying I really only come to Deadspin to make stupid jokes and sometimes make fun of the Gawker crowd and also to be like “Hey guys remember when this was just a vanity project for Will ‘The Man From Mattoon’ Leitch? Did he ever get to be grand marshal of the Bagel Days Parade?” But when…

So did the perps!

Did I just get lucky and not go to a school with psychopaths? What the hell is this shit?

Based on the letter I would be a lot more terrified to be Tom Brady than Bob Kraft

Wu Ke mistake.

Feast Mode.

I think the most unbelievable part of the patrolman’s story is that he didn’t repeatedly shoot Chandler Jones.

And yet, his hair is arguably less absurd than that of Mark Davis, a man who should be wearing a helicopter beanie.

PROFESSIONAL BLACK JACK...is not what Esfandiari plays.

Man, dude just can’t stop leading with the crown of his helemet, huh?

still not as much as he cost Rhode Island