I feel like Dame, Curry, Westbrook, and Kyrie should just be grandfathered into the All-Star Game for enjoyment’s sake.

If you put a gun to my head I would be forced to admit that Marvin Harrison is the best receiver that I ever saw play and perhaps the greatest football player of all time.

That *whoosh* sound you hear right now? That's the joke sailing over your head.

This is Kinja. I will work my old tired joke until it is dead, and then I will work it some more.

The Lakers need to find this Twitter hacker and hire him.

+3; -17.

I think Byron Scott is the only hack in this situation.

Actually no, fuck you.

FUN FACT: Due to religious-based dietary restrictrions, none of these athletes can eat Donald Trump.

LSU thought they had the budget to give Fisher everything he needed to be successful, but the cost of relocating the entire Tallahassee police department to Baton Rouge proved to be prohibitive.

Eh. I dunno. I hate to be an old guy saying “he could’t have played when men were men” ... But I just feel this is an And1 league now. This motherfucker shoots better than anyone I’ve ever seen - absolutely but there’s no contact anymore, he dances and poses and shoots not just from outside but in the damn key, and...…

This is really long and I didn’t read it.

Westbrook is my favorite asshole in sports.

It was a bang-bang play.

Sink your essence so deeply into your chosen profession that your chosen life partner becomes a distant smudge of color on the horizon. Wave to it sometimes. Mention it sometimes. Allow it to make noises at you, but do not allow it to stop you from becoming Emperor of Job, Titan of Industry, Leader of People.

Yeah, I love this.

Judging by the bio, Hardy has animosity toward anything with a period.

“That ain’t no fucking triangle. That’s a square.”

It’s different in that it’s a thousand times worse than a punch

Perhaps the NFL will consider a Talib-ban