That is the legal standard, you'd be hoping that it was the social standard if the shoe found its way to the other foot. And we only have to glance at the stats on the people (usually but not always black men) who have spent a good part of their lives in prison or on death row because society (we) are all to eager to…

I PLAYED YITZHAK FOR TEN YEARS AND STEPHEN TRASK CAME TO MY SHOW ONCE IN LEXINGTON AND I AM DYING BECAUSE I WANT TO SEE JCM SOOOO BAD!!!

Expensive-ass tickets procured within an hour of this announcement! Now for two months of scraping by with baby-sitting gigs and odd jobs, mostly the jobs we call blow...

You know the choices are bad when Adam Levine starts to seem like marriage material.

I have been a vegetarian for more than 30 years, and I have no problem with this whatsoever, any more than I have a problem with hunters who only kill what they are going to eat.

How can anyone believe in God after seeing this?

I'm watching this through my fingers and my urgent question, which I just screamed aloud to anyone who will listen (potential audience: husband, 2 cats, maybe a ghost), is WHY DON'T THEY SHOW THE EMPTY HOLE AT THE END? THAT'S OBVIOUSLY THE BEST BIT.

i am so mad that like, the kkk took AMAZING WORD COMBOS for their leadership. imperial wizard? i want to be that. and then i learn what that is and COME ON

If I may, for a second, be a judgey bitch: how the hell are so many dudes lining up to bang June? Does her vagina vibrate, or something?

I had no idea goblin cum was so freaking delicious then. Because (as I post elsewhere) Miracle Whip is way better than Hellmann's. But both are inferior to Duke's.

I'lltake miracle whip any dday over mayo. No flavour at all in mayo, just a glob of calories to me

It doesn't matter, all of you are gross. YOU ARE GROSS.

Yes, because the girl that was molested by her mother's boyfriend who she's now back together with and siding with her molester boyfriend makes the victim trash. Also, not for nothing, all of those children are victims with this horrible excuse for a mother. But it's easier and I guess makes you sound more edgy to…

I know it seems Mark wrote it thinking we all watched the show. Good questions you asked.

Bea Arthur was one of these auxiliaries - she was a Marine Corps truck driver with the rank of Sergent.

Those nails! That hair!