Spoiler alert: She's not pregnant.

The unfortunate problem is there's virtually no way 20 medical professionals are incorrect, where as she feels "When I research something, I get really, really into it." is a justifiable medical license to diagnose yourself.

An oddly relevant tweet from Josh Groban.

No one would judge you for resorting to Listerine right now.

Ayup. Monogrammed thermos travel mugs.

Sailor Jerry in warm apple cider. It does the trick something fierce.

THIS SHIT + BILL COSBY + OBAMA IMMIGRATION = TURKEY DAY HAT TRIIIIIICK.

That is the single most informative gif I have ever seen. Also the longest. Also I never thought I would use the word "informative" to describe a gif. Which is all to say, thanks!

"Well, maybe I will come to your country then. And eat all of your bread!"

Picture yourself:

My boyfriend is a libertarian who thinks Ayn Rand had some nifty ideas. I am a far left progressive liberal who hates Ayn Rand with a deep, deep passion. He likes to send me articles about Rand's outspoken support of abortion rights. I like to apply her philosophies to all areas of his life. For example, he rescued a…

But do you keep that beard clean, smelling fresh, and freed from beard dandruff? Cuz a stinky beard is a deal breaker.

When I was in high school I broke up with a boy because he showed up to school one day wearing white jeans and a white t-shirt.

The dog and I are a set.

Man that guy sounds real dumb. You shoulda made him watch you delete him.

I think he's in for a surprise, because a really sizable portion of women in my general age group had a crush on the Robin Hood who was literally and figuratively a fox.

i can't read it all. not because of the length, but the horror.