Story of my life.

Sweep the leg Johnny!

But... I mean, isn't it weird to dress a child up as an accused child molester? I have conflicted feelings on that one

These claims must be investigated! I will find out the truth!

Sploosh.

i can't it's made of men colors. it's not for me.

if he did, he would be the first. #brag

we all made that mistake, and deserve our lots in life because of it.

Yep, if only Stewart had thought to have been born to Fred C. Koch.

I see your "one child practicing trumpet" and I will raise you "I've taught beginning string players for nineteen years."

I know everyone is saying Katie Sackhoff or Charlize Theron for Captain Marvel but has anyone else thought about Gwendoline Christie? Yeah, she's most likely taller than the character but she's got the looks, the chops, and she's shown herself to be pretty badass as Brienne.

Damn you DVF! Damn you to hell!

i literally had to remind myself it's only 2014 at least 3 times already.

Staring Robert Downey Junior, Jr

I'm glad I live in universe where I can enjoy movies from both studios.

WE DID IT, BLACK PEOPLE.

I wonder if they realize that Pascal is a dude from Texas.

He has an answer* for that, too, though: