According to the complaint call, they were fucking in his car on a public street in broad daylight with the door open. This isn't police overreach, this is Celebrity Special Snowflakedom at its grossest level.

This would be more funny if I could get a hold of a case!!! Goddamn scalpers!

Will drinking surge increase the inherent powers of my 3 wolf moon shirt?

Celebrity Edition!

I'd also emphasize that we won't see pictures of Ebola victims in more developed nations for a reason ; those patients are being treated in care facilities that are essentially on lockdown, for the good of the patient and the populace. Because "the West" has the luxury of having few cases on "our" hands, we aren't…

Glad I'm not the only one who thinks this "cover up" is dumb as hell. The original tattoo was dumb not not aesthetically bad, but turning it into a joke about generic Japanese character tattoos just seems even worse and more regrettable.

I feel like this kind of attitude is what put her in this position in the first place...

Alright, this is a bit of a reach. I associated "Antebellum" with a "Southern Gal" sort of gender stereotype (in a more gritty sort of way?).

"The models are dressed just like high society women of the pre-Civil War South — if you replaced every one of their items of clothing with a different item of clothing."

Some more sarcasm for you: yeah, because the voices of marginalized demographics are fairly represented in mainstream reports about basically everything.

Thanks for the very inspiring advice, but my own opinion about it isn't my concern. The opinion of people living a reality that is represented on tv for entertainment purposes is the concern here.

I know I am safe from STDs because I am yoked by my husband's sex. His sex is an umbrella sheltering me from the storm of syphillis that threatens the fabric of our family.

He has a lot of wrong and terrible opinions and the delivery is, well, off, but the fact is — two virgins who marry and then only have sex [ed to add: Duck Dynasty/Duggar Family/extreme(myopic) Bible interpreted sex: no kissing before marriage sex] with each other ever and ever for always til death do they part will…

And I'm tired of rich people (minority) running this country too.

My take away from this post is that Tom was in Nashville, where I live, and I fucking missed it.

.....*then

That old chestnut.

You are wrong. She isn't saying she doesn't love her kid. She is saying that because they gave her the wrong baby batter, she has to move to a more accepting town. If I payed tons of money to be artificially inseminated with specific sperm with specific genetic markers, I would be pissed too.

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