Well, I'm not sure I'd consider this rape, legally or otherwise:

ugh thanks for reminding me that House became the worst show on television for a while.

Oh god I feel the same way about these. I don't even care for candy, but goddamn I'll eat the whole bag of these on my own and not know why.

Dude looks like he polishes knobs on the side.

As long as they don't buy and eat the 5lb bag...

YOUR FACE IS GROSS SHUT UP YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD

Um, did I miss Aaron Paul losing on The Price Is Right?

Paris Hilton finds you irritating, you have officially hit rock bottom. Game over, Beibs.

If I could make $140K ish on a sex tape for several years straight I'd make one too. Sheesh.

"I have my doubts that any viking would admit to being gay, even under his breath."

You know what helps?

These examples are about race, but the message is the same. I'm just going to leave them here for your perusal:

I don't know. I feel like Fallon's didn't give it his all. It's like, his head was in it, but he wasn't ALL in.

it's photoshop. i can tell by the pixels

Well, aren't we an adorable little high school rebel?

More importantly, why would you want to take away every human's fundamental right to be comfortable in their clothing of their choice?

So, the rare fan who watches to see Sansa and Daenerys's storylines, eh?

Bryan's absolutely right. Fuck that asshole Godzilla. They should have gone with Gamera who's not only soooooo much nicer to work with than Godzilla but also a much better dancer and all round good guy.

Not ALL radioactive mutated giant lizards!