Today is a day for Team Cat.
Ori-physics! Right? As in orifices??? ... >>shows self out<<
You'd be surprised how many inept stylists and makeup artists are out there. Hell, I remember being in Montreal for fashion week and seeing Mary Greenwell(makeup legend) do a model's makeup and it looked TERRIBLE. She had no idea what she was doing/saying.
I was wondering the same thing! I use powder every day of my life, and to my knowledge I've never had that situation happen. How did she end up with those patches on her face?? Oh, the mystery...
I always hate these kinds of stories. Because I want to know who it is about.
"Salubrious" means healthy. The word you want is salacious.
Except in most other professions you need more training and experience than this person had when they landed this job. How much do you want to bet that this person is paid more than a lot of teachers, actual administrative assistants and other technically trained people who have advanced degrees?
Yeah. So your boss confided in you at times, yelled at you at other times, made you do things you didn't want for money and occasionally the lines of friendliness blurred with business? Congratulations, you have a job.
For really. The exact same thing happened to me when I was about 4. Well the snake was probably only 6 inches long, but it was equally terrifying.
If I saw a snake like that in my bathroom at least I would be in the perfect place for when I shit myself.
Besides, at her premiere for Maleficent, she had white powdery stuff on her legs. I'm suspecting that it's a concealer that looks normal except for when the camera flash picks it up. BUT DAMN, don't do it again Angie!
"guinea pigs — or, as they're known in the snake world, the amuse bouche."
mark rumpled-o = bad pun of the day?
Random, but my 6 year old thinks White Lines by Grandmaster Flash is a song about how too much sugar is bad for you.
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