As an Old, I can assure you the majority of these songs are uniformly terrible. It’s ok. I wore shorts over long johns and Doc Martens from 90-93.

When did this happen? Now I can’t stop seeing Uncle Shaq...

The race to the bottom continues. Come move to the west coast everyone. It’s great, we have weed and tacos.

Too bad OJ already took the “If I Did It” title.

“I got it... a guy named Weiner... who likes to show off his dick... and then completely fucks the presidential election! Too on the nose? Nah, I’m keeping it.”

He voluntarily exchanged messages with a 15 year old girl. It’s one thing for the puritanical moral outrage over some politician cheating on his wife, it’s a whole other thing when an actual predator gets his comeuppance for being a predator. He’s not a victim.

Contemporary sociologists trace the origin of the phrase “alternate facts” back to the 2015, the year that the Super Bowl champion Carolina Panthers became the first team in NFL history to go undefeated.

Two members of my immediate family are park rangers, and I’ve known USPS employees my entire life. Most of them are as progressive and flowerchildish as they come (and I mean both of these things as compliments).

That guy being bald was a total plot twist.

Fuck Vineyard Vines

Lutheran or Canadian?

I honestly do not even comprehend this “thought” process.

I am curious what mental gymnastics this person went through to blame Obama for the potential repeal of the ACA.

I know someone (a loud Trump voter) whose spouse recently beat cancer. Since the election, this person has voiced concern over their spouse losing insurance coverage for having a pre-existing condition. Who does this person blame? Obama. They literally gave a sarcastic “thanks Obama” in their last post about the…

No, they’ll continue to applaud.

I hear you, but goddamn it am I sick of people lumping in Bernie supporters with the rest of these ass hats. And yeah, I know you said Berniebros, but you meant all Bernie supporters. Just own it.

Trying to be pleased by this news while also bracing myself for the actual nominee somehow being worse.

To clarify, I’m opposed to the death penalty, even though there are people who are certainly worthy of it.

You’re a fucking idiot. Suicide is ALWAYS mental illness. You simple fuck. It may be a transitory episode, but it is definitely mental illness. Again, you miserable stupid fuck.