Prolapsed Buttholes

If Scott Walker was on fire and I had a glass of water, not only would I drink it, but I wouldn’t even use any of the leftover spit in my mouth to help him.

Republicans believe every challenge is a zero-sum game. The idea that in order for them to win, someone must lose. The idea of everyone winning or benefitting from the game is an anathema to their philosophy.

Reporter asks Sarah Huckabee Sanders about potential plans to pay for the border wall: “Have you done the math on that?”

Hillary Clinton moved to New York for the first time in November 1999. By November 2000, she had been elected Senator in a state she’d lived in for a grand total of less than one year. Other candidates with far more experience both in public office and in the state, who had already announced their intention to run for…

As someone who is a big Punisher fan, I roll my eyes whenever I see right-wing nutjobs with Punisher logos, as in the comics those are exactly the kinds of criminals that Castle kills on a regular basis.  

It’s weird how much the police seem to be into The Punisher because his whole thing is how cops are awful and don’t do anything so go vigilante! (He also killed quite a few cops in his day, IIRC)

I’m a comics fan, and I fucking hate that the Punisher skull is being used by facist/racist fucks.

Shirt on the lady to the right. That appears to be a Day Of The Dead skull.

Hot take.

Unfortunately it’s powered by diesel and has 3 open recalls on it.

Man that slip was so Freudian it went on to create a school of psychology