I’m sure it is never in someone’s plan to marry a person that will force them to sell off their toys; it’s very easy to say “I’d never do that” when you never have.

For the record, I’ve never been married.

Only the good die young. It was a bummer that they didn’t last long, I think they had a real chance at blowing up.

SIDE NOTE: Leave it to Jalopnik commentors to turn a painfully obvious Seinfeld reference into an argument about soda cans.

It’s not worth the fuel, I’ve been crunching the numbers on this for years!

I understand if you don’t like rap, many of us are not fans; but to call the genre lacking in creative drive is batshit fuckin’ bonkers. The growth and development of hip hop has played a major part in shaping music of all genres.

Go listen to Atmophere, Brother Ali, Kids these Days, etc. and get back to me. There is…

6-speed 3.5L Maxima, I believe it was an ‘02. Very powerful car, and a decent handler. Unfortunately, the shifter was so monumentally horrendous that I couldn’t stand to look at the car by the time I got out.

I had wanted to drive one of those cars for YEARS, and left with my head hanging low.

Congratulations. That is the correct answer.

Monzas are making a comeback, which means they won’t be cheap anymore... Which sucks. Quick, someone find me a Firenza!

One of the funniest comments I’ve read in some time.

If you’ve ever been to New Jersey, they were likely stolen.

I’m not sure you’re very familiar with how large the 4.9 is. Ir how small Mustang engine bays always seem to be.

The car not selling is PURELY a reflection of its following. The Merkur crowd is a group of great guys and gals, but they’d much sooner part out a car with rotted rockers than they would invest the few hours needed to fix one.

TL;DR: Merkur enthusiasts are massively cheap, hopelessly broke, or both. If this were an…

I’m not paying $22,000 for a Rambler that has been ruined by a Chevy engine.

Oh hey, thanks!

Clevon? Really? After all those hours getting the Photoshop work just so, you settle on Clevon?

Funny prank, though. Good for a hearty laugh.


P.S.: Wanna help a guy get un-greyed?

No matter where I breathe from, I know not to use an apostrophe in the context of a plural.

How’s that for high society?

“And now, the news.”

“GREAT NEWS! The Dacia Sandero has a 50th Anniversary trim!”

“That’s actually the Toyota Corolla.”

“Moving on...”

If by “less” you mean “equally”, I agree 100% with the title.

I’m a dyed-in-the-wool, blue-bleeding Ford man, but if you think the original Trailblazer wasn’t a capable vehicle off-road, you clearly don’t know anything about them. Those trucks were awesome in just about every single conceivable way, including their ability to utterly astound people when they hit the trails.

“Volvos don’t last.”

That is literally the first time that anyone has ever said that for any reason in any context whatsoever. What’s it like to be a pioneer?

With all the complaints I see about Ford interiors from reviewers, I’m starting to wonder if a single person on this planet with regular access to a keyboard has actually had the chance to sit in a Ford at any point over the last fifteen years. I’ve been in a few S550s, the interior is confusingly exquisite for ANY…