So quit playing and stop whining. As others have pointed out, the randomness will tilt individual games but in the long run the better players win more. If you’re playing “perfect” and winning one of ten on average, I’ve got bad news for you: you’re not playing perfect. Or I guess you’ve reached the pinnacle and are…

I felt like garbage

Yes, because having people on the same skill level doing the same thing and getting the exact same places every single time isn’t at all boring. Of course items are going to make the difference there as they should. If you’re on different skill levels, though, generally the best person will win. I did all 48…

This is generally an excuse people make when they lose a lot. Yes, Mario Kart has elements of luck involved, but stay in any room long enough or race a whole lot, and you’ll notice the same people tend to win or get close to winning every single race in a lobby. Skill IS a factor as you have to know the track and…

You seem really bitter about this.

I miss the original blue shell that traveled along the ground like other shells, because then it could also hit other racers as well. That made it so it wasn’t a guarantee that the first place person would be the only one to suffer.

Lemme guess... You’re a slow player?

> And I’m just 2 hours into the game, dammit

that’s the fucking box art.

God I love Hellsing Abridged

lúcio’s hat not fitting on his head properly because of his hair is black culture

It’s Dark Souls-adjacent. Twilight Souls? Maybe it lists its address as South Dark Souls. But yeah, it’s closer to SOTN. And pretty damned good so far.

Wait. People are still making snarky sarcastic jokes on the internet? Wake me up when they come up with something new.

Wait. So you’re saying the people who actually make the entertainment we love get next to nothing while some corporate fat-cat gets all the money? Wake me up when you have something new.

Anecdotal evidence from those participating as zombies indicates that they are having a blast too, so I’m not all that concerned. They’ve also done some other cool game modes like Blackhawk Down, where it was 21 vs. 79, with rules around what either side could pick up and use. I see it as a win-win that streamers are…

So... It’s still not a great game, but if you’re into advanced speedrunning it’s good?

Speedrunners are among the strangest people in the hobby. Mad respect, but they are strange.

That was the first thing to come into mind when I saw the old gesture.

Not optimized well enough. Some projects don’t have large budgets. Horizon and Uncharted 4 are AAA games. NieR Automata really isn’t one.

I disagree. I would have bee thoroughly disappointed and put off by the game if they revealed Zelda was dead.It was a fear I had throughout the game because all the way to the end I expected her to be a ghost and if she had been I probably would not ever play it again. Having both Mipha and Zelda dead would have been…