They’re probably not full-time help

What about Lizard Person?

it was not giving his wife some time to herself too to reciprocate.

Yeah, his poor poor wife had to order the help around on her own for, like, three. whole. hours.

He lost me at nanny and cleaning lady.

I forgot I had installed that thing that changes the word “millennial” to “snake person” so the headline reads

I was ungreyed!! Victory is mine!!