I keep pondering, if I were running this grift, which would be better? String out the rubes for years with a long-running saga of Deep State sabotage of our production pipeline before fading away? Or actually producing a product with shitty $9 hardware and a creaky Android interface?

Custom store in which absolutely every app contains malware.

This is some breathtaking grift. It threads the needle between “idiots dreaming of a conservative utopia” and “mildly technical Roganbro” beautifully. Chances are that they won’t deliver anything and will disappear into the ether with a few hundred grand. Should the product actually see the light of day, though, it is…

If anything, we need more Howard.

Gotta love the speculative patent.
“I have this idea that I, in now way/shape/form, have even attempted to build and yet I want the gubmint to secure the rights for me right now just in case someone builds something similar that I can claim as my own.”

Lasers: exactly the technology I want pointed at the one part of the car my eyes are also supposed to be pointed at.

Especially if they’re as reliable as Tesla’s “self driving” technology.

If the glass is as laserproof as it is bulletproof, this is going to be an issue.

The disconnect I see with these glasses is that the cameras aren’t pointing at the user, which seems to be the main point of interest when people are posting to social media.

I deleted myself from all social media a few years ago. Last thing I want is to be put back on against my will because some “influencer” wanna-be wears always on AI cameras all day.

Maybe he’s one of the tracksuit draculas from Hawkeye...

I was young once. I never talked like that. It’s a tool trait, not a youth trait.

I thought Simu Liu might be the next Chris Pratt (sitcom actor who gets a big Hollywood break).

But we’ve also been told all the Celestials are dead, Ego was the last.

It’s true.  Every Arthur turns into Arthur 2:  On the Rocks.

You’re entitled to your (wrong) opinion.

All these supposed “experts” and none of them came up with the right answer: Shaking down prospective host countries for bribes and kickbacks.

I think they’re different animals.

My guess would be that it has a very low density and that because of that, it’s started outgassing with even the limited pressure of the solar wind at that distance.

I know, right? I'm gonna have to sit down and process this info. 

No shit, huh?