Kids these days are so soft. Back in my day, you weren’t done in Oregon until you died of dysentery.

I know the Chiefs do not have an explosive offense, but Reid manages the end-game with all the urgency of somebody watching paint dry. The Chiefs’ final possession went 13 plays and took 7:06. The next longest drive that either team had was a 14-play, 6:30 drive by the Steelers in the 1st half. Down 8 in the 4th…

Also worth considering, the tensile strength of the coattail fabric.

It’s okay. The Lakers are young and exciting and the Yankees are always pretty good; but damn, sorry about bama.

He didn’t “break the play,” that was a designed roll out. The video starts a little late, but the left guard is going with him as a blocker right from the snap. If he didn’t know Rodgers was going to end up out there, then there is no reason for him to pull out like that.

What kind of monster plays backyard ball without his father

The last Crosby to make a duo on The Road was also full of Hope.

Oakland is further away from LA than Las Vegas. If anything, this means hardcore Raider fans can make weekend trips to Vegas for the games. That drive is easy, at at the end of it, you are in Vegas.

Cargo pants! Shut up, I’m a 44 year old computer engineer dad. I have a license.

So we on the left are the patriots now and they’re the commie-loving traitors, right? Russia has taken over without firing a single shot and we are now a banana republic, being ruled by a puppet government. I can not comprehend what’s happening, I just can’t.

“Looks like a ...hockey team logo.”

Best reaction comes from the Tampa Bay Lightning:

I have them 8th in the rankings for LA sports fans. At least the Clippers have been to the playoffs more than once in the last 10 years.

I can think of another new symbol that more accurately gauges fan interest

I just cannot believe I’m sitting here cheering for BuzzFeed, which I could have sworn just yesterday was a blog for cat videos and jokes about how hard “adulting” is.

“Trump later called it a “failing piece of garbage,” and said it would “suffer the consequences” for publishing the report.”

I assume this means more countries eligible to bribe FIFA?

He can probably cry himself to sleep with the money he gets from being his brother’s manager.

It must be hard to know that you’ll never be as good at shouting things as your brother.

I wish I had something funny to say, but as the parent of a 3 year old, I am trying to deal with the massive erection the idea of spending a Sunday afternoon napping on a ferry in Nantucket has given me.