Worst tragedy, huh?

There have been jump scares that probably registered higher on the ‘fright meter’ but the most overall frightening and unsettling experience I’ve had with a game is probably the opening to Silent Hill 2.

I mean, I always thought part of the job of a prosecutor was to make the judgement calls about who really deserved to be prosecuted and who should be allowed to walk. To apply some level of common-sense fair play and a filter to weed out the people who were legitimate threats to people and property and who were, well,…

The imagination is limitless, don’t give up on the second one there, just combine them. Think how much more intense the experience will be all-around if you were in the middle of all the crazy sex stuff with Michael B. Jordan while watching the other bits go down live on the news.

This.

The ‘Madonna Clause’ I think it was called. Or were you thinking of the ‘Jolie Addendum’?

And it already smells like an open sewer, so fans will immediately remember the golden era of backed-up plumbing and overtaxed bathroom fixtures.

Or they could play all of their home games in London.

I was talking to a friend from Detroit a little while back who was insisting that the Lions game was a ‘gift’ to save Patricia’s job after they got their asses handed to them the week before by the Jets.

Something like that, like, he tells everyone, “I realized those thoughts were in my head, how fucked up that was, and went into counseling to deal with it,” is about the only possible way to take some of the HOLYSHITWHATTHEFUCK! out of that. Even then, you’re left with a horrible story about a person with some horrible…

Too many of us come from the days where literally the only items you could interact with in any RPG had some use. If you could have it in your inventory, it had a reason for existing beyond ‘merch junk’, so you’d hang onto everything until you could find whatever quest needed it.

True.

Should I tell him about the bats? Nah, poor bastard will find out for himself.

Pretty much. And if you look at what little he has really said about what he believes and what he would do, if given the opportunity, he hasn’t so much come out as ‘centrist’ as he has ‘status quo-ist’.

I remember something similar to this a few years ago as well, and it was allowed to proceed (something about charitable donations), but the winner was immediately on the hook for taxes on the property to the tune of tens of thousands of dollars because by the laws of that jurisdiction taxes paid on the sale of…

I think it’s definitely a layered issue in a lot of ways. I’m not even sure in what order the issues are stacked, or if they all just sort of blend into one terrible blob, but at the very least you’ve got:

You really can’t make this shit up.

Considering the insane amount of cover they have provided for him up to now, I’m assuming that the Russian kompromat ranges much further and deeper into the top tiers of the GOP than anyone is willing to openly admit right now (as it is really pretty horrifying in its implications that 50% or the major political…

The man is an asshole, and unrepentant a terrible human being, but he’s smart, you can’t take that away (well, maybe with a lobotomy, or repeated head trauma, I suppose), and a lot of this honestly feels like a cynical attempt on his part to pivot over to being a new ‘right-wing’ comic. Something like Denis Miller,…

Particularly now that they updated/retconned how the animus works, so you don’t need anything more than n old DNA sample from anywhere, it doesn’t need to be tied to anything or anyone specific to the user.