JEZEBEL is not giving me a reason not to yet...

Really Brian? This gal's know since she was 8 you were gay. :D Seriously, I wrote mad Viktor Petrenko/Brian Boitano fanfic in my head as a child. It was hilarious. :P

I don't like the idea of dragging someone else through the mud that might not deserve it, but here's another Heath Hudson who actually has ties to San Diego:

I think the "update" at the bottom of the article is grossly inadequate. The top paragraph should be deleted.

I think what is "creepy" here is that the author of this article Google searched Heath Hudson and assumed that just because all my info came up first that I posted the ad. It took one email to find out that the Heath Hudson in San Diego, not Ontario, Canada wrote this, in his words; "a humorous job posting". He also…

Hi everyone, this is the Heath Hudson that you are bashing but I am not the Heath Hudson who wrote the craigslist job posting. It would have been nice if there was some actual research before posting this article. As this article states, I am the son of a welder but it only took me five minutes to find the actual…

Sure, because women are only valuable if they are mothers.

Yes, I kind of do. There's a reason why we don't post people's identifying information from OKC. This is a job ad rather than a personal ad, but still. I'm a little uncomfortable that they posted his name and contact info. esp the contact info.

Effing Dean Norris. Love that guy.

Damon's joke somehow managed to be both offensive and unfunny.

Dear Dean Norris and Damon Wayans Jr.,

I'm still unconvinced women give a shit about magazines this much. I mean, they're 75% advertising and the brilliant thing is, the other 25% is split equally between articles about weight loss and recipes; Figure that one out.
Sprinkled in between all that shit are recommendations on how to improve your looks, or…

If you write "fall a part", I am afraid you've already fallen apart.

GUYS AND DOLLLSSS WE'RE JUST A BUNCHA CRAZY GUYS AND DOLLSS

Can we stop talking about Beyoncé EVERY DAMN HOUR OF THE DAY?

lol i swear some folks are dumb. if you're fat I can't say you're fat. talk about problem of the privileged. big deal.

How about making it illegal for celebrities to suggest making things illegal?

For real. I get made fun of sometimes because on the very, very rare occasion I have OJ I drink it like a toddler, cutting about 1/8 cup juice with a ton of water. Or even better, sparkling water. I call it my poor man's Orangina.

Health conscious people still drink OJ? I thought that was pure sugar, AKA literal poison?

Reuters reports that, according to recent studies, multivitamins don't do much to prevent or stall the progression of heart disease, nor do they reduce the risk of cancer very much (and even then it's only in men). On Monday, researchers announced that, according to a 12-year study of more than 6,000 male doctors,…