As a wedding guest, I only care about the food and the booze. If neither looks good, fuck your wedding!

I plan to be carried in by nude cabana boys covered in gold body paint to "Ride of the Valkyries" [I wish].

Purple and green, you say?

HOPING FOR A KINGDOM COME INSPIRED FILM IN THE FUTURE.

90% of the photos on my phone are of personalized license plates. Because it's a hobby I have and I think they're neat. The rest are memes, some recent ones of my tortoise, and pictures of my nephew my sister sends me. My nephew is cute and all, but I've seen him, I know what he looks like, idk what else I can do with…

The new "reaction" is pull out your phone and take a picture for instagram and it's beginning to drive me insane. Plenty of my friends, as soon as we enter somewhere new or see something fun, they stop the conversation and start interacting with their phones, its ridiculous. And rude. And needs to stop.

Live your moments.

I kinda wish people would stop designing/making evening gowns/gothic lolita outfits/50s pinup shit for women out of superhero themes. Can we not just be heroes ourselves?

I agree. And the people claiming that she's obviously old beyond her years: let's not forget that that's the exact excuse many pedophiles use for sleeping with children. A teenager MAY seem old enough, but neither of you really know for sure, so you back the f off.

Where's the NSFW tag?!

Well of course you thought you were really mature! You were 17. Every single 17 year old girl thinks she's the most mature person in the world. But most 17 year olds have no actual real life experiences to back up their claims of "maturity". Mirroring the likes and behaviors of older women a mature teenager does not…

I'm a 23 year old guy, and I think dating anyone under 20 is really fucking predatory and creepy. Man or woman.

Seven years. 17/24.

Damn Peeta, the Hunger Games changed you.

Hey, Ryan. Why not go to ... say ... Canada or Sweden or Russia or even my own exciting Scotland to look for the most white of all rappers. Some of us outside the United of all the States on the map are white people (in fact, we invented the white people!) and we should not be excluded because of passports and…

This white girl is tired of looking at Ryan Seacrest's crap.

I would have called the show "Straight Outta Burbank."

Can't we just put Christmas up for adoption??