“I thought you were cute but you seemed like a huge bitch” plot twist! I am one!
I feel like this is why so many bi women (and men) are afraid to come out and say that they’re bi, because aparently questioning your sexuality is just trying it on for a day and that’s what posers do...
I’m 5’5 100 lbs and can’t do it
I’ve never thrown up drunk, so I’m proud of that and people hate me or try to challenge me. It’s actually better for you to vomit it out because then you don’t have to deal with the stomach ache the next day. I will say that I’m usually able to function like a normal person while hungover so maybe we should start a…
I had to grocery shop with crutches for a while and they’d offer me one of the moterized scooter carts, I was so tempted but I just couldn’t, that would end up being more work than it’s worth
I’m rather young and have handicap parking because I broke my leg, the dirty looks I get all the time now! There’s a crutch in the back seat AND I’m limping, but obviously I’m cheating the system, no one’s approached me yet but if they do, I’m ready to bust their ass with “I was hit by a fucking car this is the least…
He’s just wearing a shirt how it was intended to be worn
He also had a starring role on Degrassi: The Next Generation?
Too much viagra
If they actually decide to use Lady Stoneheart maybe
“That was the longest time out I’ve ever had”
My sister didn’t even live with her husband for the wopping year and a half of marriage and she still got a bunch of kitchenwares and useful shit she never used because she lived with my mom. It just sat in our basement until she finally moved and then promptly divorced the poor soul
I have the Oxo citrus juicer and I don’t recall it being almost $16, go to Bed Bath & Beyond you bourgeoie pig!
I don’t wear flower crowns, I also don’t go to music festivals where everyone wears them. To each their own choice of head gear and music venue
“Sometimes I look back at myself on previous seasons of Keeping Up With the Kardashians and think, ‘Why didn’t you let your hair down then, or put on something nicer?’”
The last one, you have a ways to go my friend
He was also on Everwood and briefly on The OC, not that I’ve been following his career or anything...
Caitlyn Jenner wants her cross-eyed bear back