I put socks filled with baking soda in my shoes, it's a deodorizer and anti-fungal, but I'd advise not using it directly on skin, since it's messy and bad for it

Haha! Oh yeah, the West Suburbs somehow attracted a lot of the nutty Christians

A town boasting "most churches per capita" is a big red flag imo

And the cold, and the inability to move up from poverty, and the tax on cable TV, and the buses and cabs that almost hit you, and that bus driver who just up and walked out of the bus and never came back, and the crooked politicians, and the cops that have numerous sexual assault charges....

Well, it's no Hinsdale, but it's up there

Did you ever hear about the ranch dressing incident at Wheaton North? My college roommate went to that high school

"Not all Chicagoans"

It's a fairly affluent neighborhood, I wouldn't be too concerned

I think it was because his number used to be that girl's friend's number so he possibly had gotten other mistaken calls/texts, but still, I remember a friend of mine had gotten a new number and quickly found out it was some drug dealer's former number. There's worse things than getting accidental teenage girl texts

I do not miss the irrationally angry people of Chicago and its surrounding suburbs one bit

You forgot about Catwoman

I'm an iota, because that's about as much as I can give

Oh you don't like being thought of as mindless entities in a group? That's cute

They probably specifically wanted someone with a southern accent/who could do a convincing enough southern accent and that limited their choices?? No idea

I mean, really, if you look at the movies I have done, getting naked would never 'elevate' the picture.

I think I was a freshman in high school, so I was probably miserable and still wearing pink fuzzy earmuffs and suspenders