greyjoysmissingmember
GreyjoysMissingMember
greyjoysmissingmember

my friend has a bottle of Zac Efron backwash

I could see him being a sidekick like Andy Richter or that guy who's Jimmy Fallon's sidekick

He writes for the Colbert Report, so it's possible he'll be on the Colbert Late Show train

Forgot one

The world needs more Amy Sedaris

Only if they're Geoffrey Jellineck's panties

I still miss him on Strangers with Candy

Yikes!

Used to live near a Pepperidge Farm factory! It smelled like delicious baked goods!

I used to live near a Pepperidge Farm factory and it would sometimes smell like delicious baked goods for a 2 mile radius. I imagine if you replace delicious baked goods smell with eye-searing pepper fog, it would probably not be pleasant

I've never heard of Tom Hardy. And I don't really care...

So, you get to trade unethical farming for unethical treatment of employees? Does one cancel out the other? I'd rather go to Target, they have cute shoes and magic bathing suit bottoms

What? Nobody likes Theon? Why not Greyjoy?

American Eagle's bra line runs smaller, they have a few 30s and the ones I bought fit well

Coachella is to indie rock as San Diego Comic Con is to comic books

Could they focus on making bras with a band size under 32??? I have a weird rib cage thing, I don't like feeling bad about it

Remember when nobody cared about Baby Mama?