Can I get kahlua and coffee at Starbucks yet? That's a deal breaker for me

That one always bugged me

It would actually be "Der Tumor, der"

Because I can do ALL THE THINGS with it!

I've never been more proud to be from Chicago

It's like fancy dirt pudding without the pesky gummy worms!

I must acquire this

I am Greyjoy's disembodied penis and I approve this message

I actually don't, I just wanted to use this gif

Maybe I'll make a cameo! I'm in a box in the Iron Islands

Season 8 was so good and got me back into it, season 9 did not live up to what I wanted. But I will say that I like that Ted doesn't get to be "happy" because that's not what the show is about really. It's about misgivings and fumbling to find your way, it's not really about relationships, it's about how you get to…

I was initially half joking until the op insulted me. Like I really don't care that they have an SO, they just responded to me with a lot of anymosity about this and I was like what the heck did I even do?

Sorry you feel that way. But I stand by what I say. If this were gt I wouldn't care too much. But you wanna be mainpaged and that comes with a level of professionalism and writing skill I'm not seeing here. Mentiong your gf is lazy writing. I'm not trying to offend you for having one and Jesus calm the fuck down and…

This is Kitchenette not Groupthink. I wasn't being rude at all so this anymosity is really upsetting. Be a little more professional when you write stuff like this since I'm assuming your goal is to be mainpaged. Mentioning your gf every 5 words is kinda lazy. Just say the funny stuff, no one cares who said it when you…

I know this is arbitrary, but every time you mention the girlfriend it makes me rage. We get it. You have one. It has nothing to do with anything and doesn't add much that couldn't already be said anyway and has the added sting of making me feel bad

"Help!"

When I worked there, it was basically as shitty as all those Walmart horror stories. If you missed a day, you'd probably get fired, if you had to ask for days off, you'd probably get fired. They're a terrible employer and this whole contraception thing is probably more about them trying to cut corners and not have to…