greyjoysmissingmember
GreyjoysMissingMember
greyjoysmissingmember

I know two people in my entire social circle. Just two.

Rum is for children and girly drinks. It's made of sugar. Whiskey has Ron Swanson. Whiskey wins. If you wanna debate about scotch/bourbon, then we'll talk, but take your rum and your pirates if you want, whiskey is not for the faint of heart

I don't know, for me it's like when the urge to poop comes, there's not much time, I can shit in under a minute but I can't make myself shit if I don't have to

I spent years conditioning myself to poop at specific times during the day. I don't always poop 3 times a day, but when I do, I know when

Stress poops. It can happen to you.

Gin tastes like pine trees and soap. TEAM WHISKEY

Yikes! I mean, I'm pro vaccine all the way, but the government (whichever government your under) should EDUCATE people, not mandate their medical decisions. Doctors should explain, parents should do their own research, everything about vaccines should be public knowledge and put in simple terms so we have less of

Umm, Tina, you best check yourself. Meryl reppin' for you

Well, yeah, you can see his contacts in close ups...

I am ALL about the Guinness milkshake at Friday's though! Beer + milk makes more sense than wine + milk

This is basically what you sound like when you say stuff like that:

Exactly! Most of my bras are too big so they end up just being a sheath between me and overexposure since I basically gave up on looking womanly, who am I trying to impress in my office? No one

Dudes liking small boobs does not change the fact that I can't find a bra that fits unless it is shapeless and therefore a pointless strip of fabric, I can't find a top that fits, since most shirts are designed for a B cup, and the fact that people like to make unsolicited comments on how small they are. Basically

30A/B here, I might as well just not exist. Yeah, I guess I don't have to wear a bra, but I also prefer not to have my nipples clearly visible to the world and maybe would not like to look like an adolescent boy from the neck down. I used to wear a push up bra no matter what.

POTBELLY FOREVER. I worked at one in high school. best. job. ever. All I did was eat. I MISS YOU POTBELLY. Also you should know that it is, in fact "Potbelly" not "Pot Belly" and the full company name is "Potbelly Sandwich Works" or "Shop" depending.

That is not something to be ashamed of

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