greyjoysmissingmember
GreyjoysMissingMember
greyjoysmissingmember

LA is like one big suburb you know that right? There's churches and children running around everywhere alongside the bums and garbage streets (I live there) It's like the world's largest shittiest suburb.

Have you tried the suburbs? I hear there's less people.....

To me, it just feels like the trope "single female comedian has all the sex lol" is tired. Sarah Silverman should sue them all for plagiarism

I don't get it, and it's not that I don't like some sexual jokes that women make, but for the most part they're all saying some variation of the same thing that has been said for so long. It was funny the first few times, now it's just sad they can't think of something better to say

Don't forget Weeds!

women with a high number of sex partners are more likely to produce humorous content. Slut it up, ya clowns!

The third coast! It's for people too poor and lazy for the other coasts!

Dressed up like a million-dollar trooper
Tryin' hard to look like Gary Cooper
(Super duper)
Come let's mix where Rock-a-fellas
Walk with sticks or umbrellas
In their mitts, puttin' on the Ritz

I like how Illinois surrounded itself with fatter states. Way to aim for the middle Illinois

Orrr Lorde is ALSO working the system and using Taylor to stay relevant. The music industry is contrived. I though we all knew this, you think either of them got famous by some random fluke?

Pancake puppies are never sad!

TO MAKE ROOM FOR MORE PANCAKE PUPPIES

I'm so glad I live in California!

BEANS!

SNL had you covered, next up is coin slot creme!

This is just overpriced exercise underwear....

"Kids, now your Mother and I love you both very much, but we're getting a divorce"

This picture is getting some mileage just in this comments section:

Classic case of British Face: only attractive at certain angles and lighting for some strange reason.